ROZIEILLA RETURNS!

Yes friends,just when you thought it was safe to watch TV again....ABC signs the "THE BITCH FROM HELL" to replace Meredith Viera as co-host of abc's "THE VIEW".
"Roziella O'Doughnuts" signed a big deal to be the replacement,BUT sources say that this is a train wreck of a pick that will totally distroy the show.
ABC told Roziella you cant cut your scales..uh hair ,you must be glamourous, god now this IS a REALLY BIG extreme makeover,one thing Rozieilla made CRYSTAL clear is that she is to be THE CENTER of attention, which means she will get the prime chair next to Joy Behar and Star Jones.
OOOOPS,did I say STAR JONES??, apparently Rozieilla's big plan is to eat Star Jones alive and spit out the rest of her bones into the garbage and take over the entire show, under her deal Star,whom Rozieilla has been a VERY harsh critic of (and THATS just being kind) is to be given the boot by ABC or Rozieilla walks!

While ABC denies this, speculation is that execs who are so scared of being trampled by the 450 pound ego from hell will aquess to the demand that Star be sacrificed to Rozieilla in a ceremonial dinner to take place one week before her debut.

SO lets see, after she scarfs down Star Jones, will she tango with Joy Behar next??? is Rozieilla so desperate for the limelight that she is ACTUALLY going to take "The View" and turn into something like her old show,or worse, will she have so much control that she turns the show into a daily policitcal rant fest to spew her vile ..sort of like BILL O REILLY???

ABC did make a huge mistake!

Stay tuned





WHATEVER HAPPENED TO.....
ASHLEIGH BANFIELED?
WHO CARES!!!!!!!!

CH-CH-CH-CHANGES ON THE WAY FOR THREE BROADCAST STATIONS

Well, things HAVE changed since we last did this on a homepage we could trust ! but lets review for those who've not yet woke up from their deep sleep.

NETWORK SHAKE UP

->The WB and UPN networks, bleeding red,have decided to join forces to become THE CW NEWTORK, a combine of their parent companies C- for CBS and W- for Time Warner, which may have been good news for stations owned by Tribune and Some owned by CBS, but bad news for those that were owned by NEWS CORP (the former Chris-Craft/United Television stations)..those stations dumped the UPN moniker and formed their own little network called MY TV, which is going to be basically built on a formula of U.S. produced versions of the more free-er spanish TV dramas or TELENOVELAS,plus reality shows and possibly a nightly newscast

->The PAX network changed to I,yet still sucks!

-> Howard Stern Left free radio for Sirrius Satellite Radio, CBS's head Les Moonves laughed and said "we have some folks who can fill Howards shoes,we arent worried" yet three months into the expierement, former Van Halen frontman David Lee Roth was shit canned for Opie and Anthony in a SIMULCAST deal with XM Satellite radio ..gee didnt Les and his minions say that "Hell would freeze over for them to acknowledge SatRadio"

->UNIVISION NETWORK finally goes up for sale, Interested parties like CBS,ABC/DISNEY and others are interested in sinking their teth into the former top bow-wow in spanish language TV,but all parties have to also include ..TELEVISA!

->TELEMUNDO kicks ass yet again!

->Hearst-Argyle Television announced plans to buy WKCF TV18 in Orlando,WKCF is about to become an affilly of myTV, when the deal is blessed, WKCF will pull up stakes and move into their soon to be sister station WESH2, WKCF is the home of "The Daily Buzz" no word if The Buzz will move with them.

->WMYD TV 20 Detroit,Mi and KBWB TV 20 in Sacky Cal are still sister acts but now with new owners, a group of investment firms under the name DS Audible Inc did the spending and bought the two grantie broadcasting properties for total amount of over $200 Mill.

TELEMUNDO HITS ANOTHER HOMER WITH A HARD ROCK-IN AWARDS SHOW

Once again Don Browne,Suzette Millo,and Telemundo have surpassed the previous years Billboard Latino Awards with a bang..BOOM...BLAST!!

Great sow,and the talent they used was top hat and drawer,I am however amazed as to the dress that Candela Ferro wore on the last half hour,whomever designed it HAD to realize they violated the law of physics ..she moved,BUT the dress stayed standing in position! other notes from my view of the show.

-Great use of "COTORRENDO" hosts Luisa Fernanda and Mauricio Zelic for the backstage and "VIP" edition,but here is an idea..you have 2 networks (telemundo/mun2) now I drew this up two years ago and it WOUDL work,how about utilizing mun2 for their OWN version of the pre-show and well as give them the exclusive live post show coverage.

-Lupillo Rivera was right on the mark,great humor and primo hosting,he has a second career in hosting TV Shows if Suzette and Don Browne get the hint, and I know they should

-Penelope Menchaca made everyone forget how Telemundo allowed a certain MVPita 9bad pun) to leave the nest for Televisa,Penelope is a dream pick that Telemundo better keep around for a long time and not make the same error they did before.

-Natalia Villaveces again proved that she is the "diamond tigeress" with some good interviews and Telemundo would do itself justice if they were to stretch "Cotorrendo" to 11a-1p opposite the stale "escandalo TV" on "Telenofuturaafterwegetsold" Network, a golden girl.

-and lets not forget "every woman's dream" Alfonzo "Poncho" De Anda and "Telemundo's Ruby" monica Noguera who were absolutley solid again as host for the pre-show with help from the nattily attired and spiked hairstyle of Jorge Bernal.

-The production was ultra gold and dynamite, great melding between production truck and inside the Hard Rock,Telemundo's best and latino music's finest meshed with fans and the show clicked ..even from the begining with a blast of fireworks given by THE hottest rocker in the biz, Daddy Yankee and his hot hit "Rompe" and this fireworks cotinued with the woman of the night..no NOT "Cada Dia" host Maria Anonette Collins , but the hip swaying toned figure of SHAKIRA! who was the belle of the ball taking home the most awards with 5 and here is a surprize..A SHOCK EVEN as televisa's musical group/drama stars ..RBD (from the show "REBELDE") took the cherished "Viewers choice award"

I said it many times, but never see it on ANY of their promotions, so this time USE MY QUOTE... when it comes to live speicals and big events ..TELEMUNDO ES CALIENTE!!!