ROZIEILLA RETURNS!

Yes friends,just when you thought it was safe to watch TV again....ABC signs the "THE BITCH FROM HELL" to replace Meredith Viera as co-host of abc's "THE VIEW".
"Roziella O'Doughnuts" signed a big deal to be the replacement,BUT sources say that this is a train wreck of a pick that will totally distroy the show.
ABC told Roziella you cant cut your scales..uh hair ,you must be glamourous, god now this IS a REALLY BIG extreme makeover,one thing Rozieilla made CRYSTAL clear is that she is to be THE CENTER of attention, which means she will get the prime chair next to Joy Behar and Star Jones.
OOOOPS,did I say STAR JONES??, apparently Rozieilla's big plan is to eat Star Jones alive and spit out the rest of her bones into the garbage and take over the entire show, under her deal Star,whom Rozieilla has been a VERY harsh critic of (and THATS just being kind) is to be given the boot by ABC or Rozieilla walks!

While ABC denies this, speculation is that execs who are so scared of being trampled by the 450 pound ego from hell will aquess to the demand that Star be sacrificed to Rozieilla in a ceremonial dinner to take place one week before her debut.

SO lets see, after she scarfs down Star Jones, will she tango with Joy Behar next??? is Rozieilla so desperate for the limelight that she is ACTUALLY going to take "The View" and turn into something like her old show,or worse, will she have so much control that she turns the show into a daily policitcal rant fest to spew her vile ..sort of like BILL O REILLY???

ABC did make a huge mistake!

Stay tuned





WHATEVER HAPPENED TO.....
ASHLEIGH BANFIELED?
WHO CARES!!!!!!!!

CH-CH-CH-CHANGES ON THE WAY FOR THREE BROADCAST STATIONS

Well, things HAVE changed since we last did this on a homepage we could trust ! but lets review for those who've not yet woke up from their deep sleep.

NETWORK SHAKE UP

->The WB and UPN networks, bleeding red,have decided to join forces to become THE CW NEWTORK, a combine of their parent companies C- for CBS and W- for Time Warner, which may have been good news for stations owned by Tribune and Some owned by CBS, but bad news for those that were owned by NEWS CORP (the former Chris-Craft/United Television stations)..those stations dumped the UPN moniker and formed their own little network called MY TV, which is going to be basically built on a formula of U.S. produced versions of the more free-er spanish TV dramas or TELENOVELAS,plus reality shows and possibly a nightly newscast

->The PAX network changed to I,yet still sucks!

-> Howard Stern Left free radio for Sirrius Satellite Radio, CBS's head Les Moonves laughed and said "we have some folks who can fill Howards shoes,we arent worried" yet three months into the expierement, former Van Halen frontman David Lee Roth was shit canned for Opie and Anthony in a SIMULCAST deal with XM Satellite radio ..gee didnt Les and his minions say that "Hell would freeze over for them to acknowledge SatRadio"

->UNIVISION NETWORK finally goes up for sale, Interested parties like CBS,ABC/DISNEY and others are interested in sinking their teth into the former top bow-wow in spanish language TV,but all parties have to also include ..TELEVISA!

->TELEMUNDO kicks ass yet again!

->Hearst-Argyle Television announced plans to buy WKCF TV18 in Orlando,WKCF is about to become an affilly of myTV, when the deal is blessed, WKCF will pull up stakes and move into their soon to be sister station WESH2, WKCF is the home of "The Daily Buzz" no word if The Buzz will move with them.

->WMYD TV 20 Detroit,Mi and KBWB TV 20 in Sacky Cal are still sister acts but now with new owners, a group of investment firms under the name DS Audible Inc did the spending and bought the two grantie broadcasting properties for total amount of over $200 Mill.